God is like...

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.

Here are some of the results:

* God is like BAYER ASPIRIN ....He works miracles.

* God is like a FORD ....He's got a better idea.

* God is like COKE ....He's the real thing.

* God is like HALLMARK CARDS ....He cares enough to send His very best.

* God is like TIDE ....He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

* God is like GENERAL ELECTRIC ....He brings good things to life.

* God is like SEARS ....He has everything.

* God is like ALKA-SELTZER ....Try him - you'll like Him.

* God is like SCOTCH TAPE ....You can't see him, but you know He's there.

* God is like DELTA ....He's ready when you are.

* God is like ALLSTATE ....You're in good hands with Him.

* God is like VO-5 Hair Spray ....He holds through all kinds of weather.

* God is like DIAL SOAP ....Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.

* God is like the U.S. POST OFFICE ....Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.


If You liked that one, here's another...

An anagram, as you all know, is a word of phrase made by or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever.

Someone out there is very, very deadly at Scrabble!

Word When you rearrange the letters

Dormitory Dirty Room
Desperation A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code Here come Dots
Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity Is No Amity
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
Semolina Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
Contradiction Accord not in it
Astronomer Moon Starer
Princess Diana End Is A Car Spin

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AND HERE IS THE MOST INTRIGUING ONE

Year Two Thousand A Year To Shut Down



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