One evening a boy was talking to his grandfather about current events.
He
asked what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age,
and just things in general.
The granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute...I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses,
Frisbees and the pill. There weren't things like radar, credit cards,
laser beams or ballpoint pens. Man had not invented pantyhose,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, electric blankets, air conditioners, and he
hadn't walked on the moon.
Your grandmother and I got married first -- then lived together. Every
family had a father and a mother, and every boy over 14 had a rifle that
his dad taught him how to use and respect.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, 'Sir' -- and after I
turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'Sir.'
In
our time, closets were for clothes -- not for 'coming out of.'
Sundays were set aside for going to church as a family, helping those in
need, and just visiting with family or neighbors. We were before
gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group
therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and
common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and
wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving
your country was a privilege; living here was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a
meaningful
relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were
people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
weekends -- not condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on radio. I don't ever remember any
kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 & 10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and
10 cents. Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a
Pepsi
were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend
your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too
bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day, 'grass' was mowed, 'coke' was a cold drink, 'pot' was
something your mother cooked in, and 'rock music' was your grandmother's
lullaby.
'Aids' were helpers in the Principal's office, 'chip' meant a piece of
wood, 'hardware' was found in a hardware store, and 'software' wasn't
even a word.
And we were the last generation that was so dumb as to think a lady
needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder people call us old and confused -- and say there is such a
generation gap. And I'm only 55 years old.
Author Unknown