We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand-me-down clothes and homemade ice
cream and leftover meatloaf sandwiches. I really would.
My cherished grandson, I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that
you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your bed and mow
the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car
when you are sixteen. I hope you have a job by then.
It will be good if at least one time you can see a baby calf born and your old
dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in..
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother. And it's all
right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants
to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him..
When you want to see a Disney movie and your little brother wants to tag along,
I hope you'll let him..
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in
a town where you can do it safely..
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope your driver doesn't have to
drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as
your mom..
If you want a slingshot, I hope your dad teaches you how to make one instead of
buying one..
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books..
When you learn to use those newfangled computers, I hope you also learn to add
and subtract in your head..
I hope you get razzed by your friends when you have your first crush on a girl,
and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what Ivory soap tastes
like..
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on the stove and
stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole..
I hope you get sick when someone blows cigar smoke in your face..
If a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your
friend..
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your grandpa and go fishing
with your uncle..
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and the joy of friendships long lasting..
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through a neighbor's
window and that she hugs you and kisses you when you give her a plaster of Paris
mold of your hand..
These things I wish for you -- tough times and disappointments, hard work and
happiness.