It can buy a House But not a Home. It can buy a Bed But not Sleep. It can buy a Clock But not Time. It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge. It can buy you a Position But not Respect. It can buy you Medicine But not Health. It can buy you Blood But not Life. It can buy you Sex But not Love. So,you see, money isn't everything. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering....... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A "truer" Friend than me you will never find. Cash Only Please! :o) Just Kidding!..