This may not seem too inspirational, but I think it inspires me to vote for the proper candidate this fall...how about you?
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted
for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am
sending
my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita
Broaddrick. Are there any others that we should know about?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 and 9 year olds about oral
sex. I had
really planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to
discuss it
with
them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in
college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you
have to
know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to
know that
certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex
while the
other one
involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a
new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the
movie,
"Wag
the Dog", could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford
look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look
truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have
plead the
5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to
avoid
testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonments
from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32
criminal
convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting"
much of
our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell
her I'm
working on a "Thank You" letter for her.
Looking forward to January 2001,
A Voter
Dear Mr. President:
