The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and
central component, or heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
"Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N,
as it is primarily symphonized by loss of moral judgment.
Some other
symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
The
manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct this S-I-N defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.
The number to call for the recall station in your area is: J-E-S-U-S
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids
manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.
Jesus said "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life" .....BELIEVE IT!