The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the
primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in
all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequential
Internal
Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is
primarily
symptomized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms:
(a) Loss of direction
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service,
free of
charge
to correct this SIN defect. The number to call for the recall
station
in
your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your
burden
of SIN by
pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, download J-E-S-U-S into
the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair
will replace it with:
(a) Love
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details
on the use
of
these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without
correction voids
the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in
the human
unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will
have to
be
scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else heaven will be
infected.
Authorized by: The Creator.
IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE!
Thanks to Linda Parker for this one...
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(g) Fearful
(h) Idolatry
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Longsuffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance