A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
-- A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down
-- An objective person walked by and said, "It's logical that
would fall down there."
-- A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits."
-- A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was.
-- A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
-- An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
-- A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until
seen my pit."
-- A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit."
-- A Christian Scientist observed, "The pit is just in your
-- A psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame
being in that pit."
-- A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you
out of that pit."
-- An optimist said, "Things could be worse."
-- A pessimist claimed, "Things will get worse."
Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out
- Author Unknown