Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you
live.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
door you’re on.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in
the store is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be
the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don’t cry because its over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are
pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are
different colors ...but they all have to learn to live in the
same box.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not
simpler.
Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left
open.