A student comes back to the dorm and finds his roommate near
tears. "What's the matter pal?" he asked.
His roommate says, "I wrote home for my parents to send money
so that I could buy a laptop."
"So I guess they said no?" the student asked.
"No, they sent me the laptop," the roommate moaned.
Run Hilliary Run
It was recently reported that "Run Hillary Run!" bumper stickers
are very popular in New York. Democrats put them on their rear
bumpers - Republicans put them on the front! Weird Humor
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know,
I just
can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've
roasted them,
I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of
marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that
place at
the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a
rope around
the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of
hair on
their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are
friars!
