3 for U
December 13, 1999
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Whatcha doing?? Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
The New Doctor A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was *pregnant*?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't I?"
Too Cute A four year old boy was visiting his aunt and uncle. He was a very outspoken little boy and often had to be told to say the right thing at the right time. One day at lunch, when the aunt had company, the little boy said, "Auntie, I want to tinkle." Auntie took the little boy aside and said, "Never say that, Sonny. If you want to tinkle, say, 'I want to whisper.'" And the incident was forgotten. That night when Uncle and Auntie were soundly sleeping, the little boy climbed into bed with them. He tugged at the uncle's shoulder and said, "Uncle, I want to whisper." Uncle said, "All right, Sonny, don't wake Auntie up. Just whisper in my ear."
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