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Senior Classifieds
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4 (used to be
5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white
shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out
and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?:
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a
groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
boss collection of eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1923, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many
new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.
Hymns for the over 50 crowd
1)---Precious Lord, Take My Hand, and Help Me Up
2)---It Is Well with My Soul, But My Knees Hurt
3)---Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
4)---Just a Slower Walk with Thee
5)---Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One
6)---Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up
7)---Give Me the Old Timers' Religion
8)---Blessed Insurance
9)--Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah, I've Forgotten Where I Parked
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