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"You cross a lawyer with the Godfather, and he'll make you an offer you can't understand" - Former Eagle Don Henley

Don't get too attached!

A doctor, an accountant and an attorney were stranded on a deserted island. One day, a bottle was swept to shore and all three were there to pick it up and open it. A Genie popped out (naturally) and declared, "I can grant three wishes for my release from the bottle, since there are three of you, I will grant one wish to each of you. The doctor spoke up first. "I miss my home and my family, I wish I was back home in New York." He disappeared immediately. The accountant becomes so excited, he jumps up and down and yells, "I miss my home, and all my friends, too - I wish I was back home in Los Angeles." He also disappeared. The attorney is is just standing in a daze looking a bit glum. The Genie urges him, "Look, I've been in that bottle 200 years, I'm ready to get going. What is it that you want?" The attorney, still in a daze slowly replies, "Aww, gee. I really miss those guys already. I sure wish they were back here with me."