BIRTHDAY WISHES
May 10, 2000
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A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the
husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared
and said that because they had been such a loving couple all
those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
HOW MUCH LONGER? Lou goes to the doctor's office complaining of not feeling well. The doctor runs some tests on him and in a few minutes comes back in. The doctor says, "Lou, sit down. I've got some bad news. You don't have much time to live." Lou is obviously upset about this, but asks, "How much longer do I have doc?" The doctor says, "10." Lou says, "10 what? 10 weeks...10 months...10 years?" The doctor replies, "9...8...7..."
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