Blonde Fun #2
January 25, 2003
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She Was So Blonde That She ... * Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. * Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. * Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. * Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years". * Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. * Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. * When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C." * Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries. * Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. * Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. * Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel. * Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree. * Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds." * After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. Blonde in a blizzard It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when she got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug as they continued, and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped. The driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and that he was going across the street to K- Mart next.
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