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Blonde Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
January 16, 2001

There is a mirror in a women’s restroom in a restaurant. If you say something truthful while looking into the mirror, you will receive 1 wish. If you say some that’s not truthful the mirror will suck you in.

First this beautiful looking brunette walks in. She takes a look at herself in the mirror and says, "I think I’m the prettiest women in the world." And just like that she’s sucked in.

Next this amazingly beautiful brown-haired women saunters in, looks in the mirror, and says, "I think I’m the prettiest women in the world." Of course, the mirror sucks her in.

Next this gorgeous looking, pencil thin black-haired women walks in, looks at herself in the mirror, and says, "I think I’m the prettiest women in the world." She’s sucked into the mirror with the rest of them.

Then the cutest little blonde you’ve ever seen walks in, looks at herself in the mirror, and says, "I think..." And she’s sucked in immediately.

Where do you want to go today?

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