Blondes (part1)
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What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a four-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? This Goes In Front.
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second.
The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband, "shutup...you're next!" More tomorrow.....
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