Blondes Part 10
October 28, 2000
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Blonde Reasoning #287 Blondes don't worry about flat tires because, as they reason... "Heck, it's only flat on the bottom. If I need to go somewhere, I'll just drive on the top half."
BLONDE DILEMMA
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building. The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
AIR HEAD The blonde called up the airline ticket counter and asked, “How long are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?” The counterman answered, “Just a minute.” At which, the blonde thanked him and hung up.
WHAT’S COOKING The blond man was crying at the bar, and the bartender gave him a free drink. “What’s the trouble?” asked the friendly bartender. “I got kicked out of chef's school,” said the blonde. “They said I gave them the oldest excuse in the book, and all I did was tell the truth.” “What did you say?” ”I told them the dog ate my homework.”
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