Blondes - Part 11
December 19, 2000
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How Many Engines Left? Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left." The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Blonde Lotto A blonde spends a dollar for a lottery ticket and wins! She goes to town to claim his prize and his ticket number is verified. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The clerk replies, "Well, we give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde says, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the clerk explains that she would only get one million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde , furious with the clerk, screams, "Look, if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
Looks Familiar Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." Patty said, "Let me look!" So Carol handed her the compact. Patty looked in the mirror and said, "Well it should, it's me!
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