Blondes Part 12
June 26, 2001
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Oh, I Get It! Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!" The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Blonde Hunters Two blonde hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah," the other added, "but we're getting farther away from the truck!"
Hot Phone A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!"
A Blonde Rebuttal We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopidjokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us gratestress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he istalking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to thesupream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassmentand he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stopthis pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnetjokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. Ifwe don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond andwe will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise
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