Green Side Up
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it and yelled out,
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it and yelled,
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled, The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling "GREEN SIDE UP!!" ??? "I'm sorry" came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? They can't get the bottle in the typewriter.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little envelope.
How do you keep your blonde secretary occupied? Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.
What do you call it when a blonde drives down the street with her head out the window? Refueling.
A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shinyobject, she asks, "What is that?" The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos." The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blonde asks, "What is that shiny object?" She replies "It's a thermos." He asks, "What does it do?" She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." He then asks, "What do you have in there?" "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
We'll give Blondes a break Sunday....look for part#3 Monday |
