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A Southwest Airlines captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant
prepare for her first overnight trip.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place
for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route,
he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what
happened to her.
She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"
She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the
bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it thats ays 'Do Not
Disturb'!"
Heard about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look, they spelled MACYS wrong!"
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde
waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and
there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the
street; he was thrown from his car.
His leg was broken, his skull was
fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that
first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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