Blondes (Part 6)
March 10, 2000
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True Story! An honest-to-God true story from a Pastor friend: I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the blond teen girl at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE !!
This Remote Thingy I recenty saw a distraught blond was weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries it's a long walk."
Before You Tell That One...
A guy is sitting in a very dark restaurant bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lb., and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 lb., and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb.,and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The guy thinks about it a second and says, "Nahh...not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
Short Orders A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The Brunette walks up to the bartender and says, "Hey give me an ML." The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite. Following her, the Redhead walks up to the bartender and says, "I'd like a BL." Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite. Last, the Blonde walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a Fifteen." "A Fifteen?" the bartender replies, "What in the world is that?" "Oh, you know," the blonde says, "A Seven and Seven."
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