Blondes (Part 8)
May 5, 2000
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Blonde Wreck
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the
state trooper arrived. "My Gosh!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and then there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ..." Surveying the inside of the car, the officer said cutting her off... "Uh, ma'am", There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth". It Hurt's Everywhere! One day, a blonde was constantly complaining about how everywhere she touched her body, it hurt. Here grandma told her to go and see a doctor. Once there, the blonde explained to the doctor how everywhere she touched, it hurt. She said... "If I touch here, it hurts, if I touch my arm, it hurts, if I touch my foot, if I ..." The doctor had never heard of this case of "ouchiness..." but, after further examination he discovered that her finger was broken."
GET ON THE BUS Two blondes are waiting on a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles and twitters: "Will it take ME?"
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