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I. Delineate your fear Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket. Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club. Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication. Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo" Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17. If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly. We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector. Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford" Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer. Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight. Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep. The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral. The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board. As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing. Fifth Sinday is Lent. Thank you dead friends. Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding. Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter. Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits. For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men. Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather. Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas. The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working... Volunteers are needed to spit up food. Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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