Cowboy Wisdom
May 22, 2001
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~ Never squat with your spurs on! ~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman ....
~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew.
~ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, ~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. ~ If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'. ~ Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. ~ It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. ~ Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. ~ Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. ~ Always drink upstream from the herd. ~ Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. ~ If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. ~ When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. ~ When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. ~ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. ~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was. ~ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. ~ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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