End 'O Week Fun
May 4, 2001
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Seeking Help A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder. "Every thought I have turns to my mother," he told the psychiatrist. "As soon as I fall asleep and begin to dream, everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up so upset that all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replied, "What, just one piece of toast for a big boy like you?"
Who’s the boss? A father came home one day from work with excitement written all over his face. He had finally received a company car from his boss and was so excited to show it off. He took his 4 year old son outside to the driveway to see his reaction. "Wow daddy! What a shiny new car! Who’s is it?" Beaming, the father replied, "Do you like it? My boss bought it for me." With a straight innocent face, the boy said: "Mommy bought you a car?"
The Recital A soldier stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books. Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here... let me look at you... let me hold you ! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so much !" The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."
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