Faster than a Ferrari?
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A hip young man bought a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It's the fastest and most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do 320 miles an hour" states the young man proudly. The old man asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, Just then the light changes and the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down just slightly to see what it could be and within half a second, whhhoooossshhh! it whips by him, going much, much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari," the young man asks himself in shock. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him at an ungodly amount of speed! Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction and it looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?" But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
The old man whispers with his dying breath,
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