FATHER'S DAY FUNNIES
June 17, 2000
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Relatives A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."
Refuses to Obey Jimmy's mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game. "Talk to your son," she said. "He refuses to obey a word I say." The father turned to Jimmy angrily. "Jimmy, how dare you disobey your mother. Do you think you're better than your old man?"
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Copyright 2000 by United Press International.
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