The Fearless Cowboy
May 1, 2000
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A cowboy in the old West walks into a tavern and
orders a drink. He gulps it down and then walks
outside, but notices that his horse is gone. So he
comes back inside and shoots his Smith & Wesson
revolver into the air and says, "My horse is gone.
I'm going to count to ten and when I'm done, well,
let me just say this: I don't want to have to do
what I did in Dallas." So about ten other cowboys run outside and when he's done counting to ten, he goes outside and his horse is back. He starts to ride away. When he gets about ten yards from the tavern, a very curious stranger rides up to him and says, "I'm just wondering, but what'd you do in Dallas?" The cowboy turns to him and says, "Well, I had to walk home."
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