Fertilizing 101 - (the college way)
November 14, 1999
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A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer and he's shoveling all the poop out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. The kid says, "Hey Pop, I learned in college there's an easy way to do everything." They go downtown and get some dynamite, they're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the poop into the strawberry patch. They get it all rigged up, but they don't see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. KaBooom! .................... The outhouse blows up, poop goes flying, and so does Grandma. Plopp! She lands in the strawberries! They go running up to her, "Grandma, Grandma! Are you all right? She says, "Yeah, I'm fine.
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