Food for Thought
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How do a fool and his money GET together? How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes? If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of baldmen? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? Why do they put Braille on the drive-thru bank machines? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? After Eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID? How come there aren't "B" batteries? If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver? How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come injars? Is a metaphor like a simile? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? How can there be self-help "groups"? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others? Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong? Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? Why is it that night falls but day breaks?------
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