Friday Fun 3
January 19, 2001
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The Top 10 Signs Your Coworker may be a Computer Hacker 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. 5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net" 4. Massive 401k contributions made in half-cent increments. 3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons 2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." 1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."
Education at Work "What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason, a college student delivered his pizza. "Well," Jason replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great." "Is that so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's twenty dollars." "Thanks," Jason said, "I'll put it in my college fund." "By the way, what are you studying?" inquired the man. Jason replied, "Applied psychology."
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