Friday Fun 6
June 8, 2001
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Blonde Dispute Two blonde guys were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway. With a smile, he picked up the tee and walked to the cart. The second guy cranked another good drive down the center of the fairway, Pleased, he hopped in the cart. When they arrived to the golf balls, they noticed that they were 10 yds. apart. "That's mine up there" said the first guy pointing to the ball closer to the green. "No way, I out drove you easily" said the second guy. Before you know it, fists were flying. After a brief scuffle, the second guy stopped and said, "I know how we can solve this problem!" "How?" "We will get the clubhouse pro out here!" Sure enough, they drove back to the clubhouse and got him, dragged him out to the fairway. Studying the situation for a few minutes the pro finally said, "I know to solve this!" "How?" "Yeah, How?" Replied the pro, "Who is hittin' the yellow ball?"
Check the MIrror Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and that he leaned toward the unattractive side of the fence. He turned to his wife Louise, with a look of question on his face. "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest goobers always get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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