Friday's Potpourri 'o Jokes
June 9, 2000
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Polish Sausage Thanks to Amy for this one A guy goes into the store and says to the clerk, "I would like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? ...or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?? ...Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?" The clerk says, "Well, no." The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage???? The clerk says, " Because this is a hardware store."
CHANGE OF A DRESS Mr. Clemens was vacationing on a riverboat casino on the Mississippi with his wife. By the second day, they were already fighting. "Your dresses are too tight," he screamed. "You look like a tramp." "Oh," she replied, "You want to see me in something long and flowing? If you find something long and flowing, let me know and I'll get in it." So he pushed her into the river.
Ashes to Ashes On their way home from attending an Ash Wednesday service, little Johnny asked his mother, "Is it true, Mommy, that we are made of dust like the minister said tonight?" "Yes, darling," his mother answered. "And is it true that we go back to dust again when we die?" "Yes, dear," his mother replied. "Well, Mommy, when I said my prayers last night and looked under the bed, I saw someone who is either coming or going?"
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