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"Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens." - Bob Hope

~~~ You couldn't ruin a game like that! ~~~

Later that day, John returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair. His wife is concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game.

"No, no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 underpar, including a hole-in-two on the 3rd."

"So why are you so beat?" his wife asked.

"Well, George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole,"he said.

"What?!? And you're so exhausted from trying to save him,huh?"

"No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag George,
hit the ball, drag George..."