Henpecked
A new group of male applicants had just arrived in heaven. Peter looked them over and ordered, "All men who were henpecked on earth, please step to the left; all those who were bosses in their own home, step to the right."

The line quickly formed on the left. Only one man stepped to the right. Peter looked at the frail little man standing by himself and inquired, "What make you think you belong on that side?"

Without hesitation, the meek little man explained, "Because this is where my wife told me to stand."