Hillbilly Computer Jargon
Sent in by Jenni...thanks!
September 11, 2001
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Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods Bit- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." Byte -Whut them dang flys do Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited Diskette - Female disco dancer Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer Internet - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year Terminal - Time to call the undertaker Windows - Place in the truck to hang your guns Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff Network - How to get yer bait for fishin LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Bart! LAN me yore truck." Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip Log on - Making the wood stove hotter Log off - Don't add no more wood Download - Gettin' the farwood offn the pickup Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that farwood downloaded Floppydisk - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry to much farwood Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps Enter - Northern 'fer c'mon in y'all Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf
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