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If Arnold Schwarzenegger was Governor of California...
March 26, 2001

10. His promise to Californians: "The electricty will be baaaaaack!" -Daven Tink, Joke-of-the-Day 9. He could wrestle Jesse Ventura -- winner gets the loser’s state! -Russ Cornelius, Joke-of-the-Day 8. Formal state dinners held at Planet Hollywood. -Scott Barden, Political Jokes 7. Democratic celebrities would mysteriously start disappearing. -Margaret Kenny, Joke-of-the-Day 6. There would be a new Survivor 3, based on "The Running Man." -Huracan, Sports Jokes 5. He and George W. Bush could help each other get edjumacated in speaking English. -Razbrry, Political Jokes 4. His office: Muscle Beach -Dale Montoure, Farm Jokes 3. Ronald Reagan would be granted Total Recall. -Don Woolson, College Jokes 2. Citizens would do hard time for flabby triceps. -Cindy Ruiz, Teen-Jokes 1. He would have to give up his current job and start acting for a living! -Karen Doiron (Joke-of-the-Day)