I Wanna Bike...
February 19, 2000
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His
birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his
mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a trouble maker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God,
Your friend, Leroy knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2 Dear God,
Your friend, Leroy knew that this wasn't true either. So he tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Leroy Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a fourth letter. Letter 4 God, Thank you, Leroy knew, even if it were true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told him mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Leroy's mother told him. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to the alter. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God. Letter 5God, Signed,
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