I Won!
November 15, 2000
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I won the Florida lottery! I'm now a multi-millionaire! Can you
believe it?! I'm bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn't have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the wrong numbers on my card. But since I really meant to pick those other numbers, they're going to give me the money anyway! They really shouldn't make those darn cards so hard to fill out! Even though I was confused, I didn't ask for help because no one would have helped me anyway. I know the FL State Lottery will give me the money. If they don't I'll just sue them!
3 Doctors A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks". A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks". The New York State doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We are about to take a half a brain out of Arkansas, put her in the Senate, and half the state will be looking for work the next day!" |
