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More KIDS

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally she leaned over to her mother and whispered. "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go? A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, "Bobby, do you believe in the devil?" "No," said the little boy. "He's just like Santa Claus. I think it's my daddy." A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where the Star Spangled Banner was sung before the start of the game. Then the father and the son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang that song, and after everyone sat down, the boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL" A six year old boy was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at church service. "And forgive us our trash passes as we forgive those who passed trash against us." After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" Well, I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen." A heavy snow storm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. " I prayed for more snow." A four-year-old Catholic boy was playing with a four-year-old Protestant girl in a children's pool in the backyard. They splashed each other, got very wet, and decided to take their wet clothes off. The little boy looked at the little girl and said, "Golly, I didn't know there was that much difference between Catholics and Protestants."