"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of understanding it or making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely
nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't
hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of
the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:*
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I
admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I
sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "I don't have the foggiest idea but, what did you catch me at?"
"THAT REALLY LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, LET'S GET THAT ONE!"
Translated:* "If we go into another store and try on any more outfits, I
think I'm going to puke."
"I HEARD YOU."
Translated:* "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am
hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the rest of the day mad at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated:* "I am used to
the way you argue with me and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated:* "Oh, p-lease don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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