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(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning
husband.)
Monday A.M.
Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off
to school. Menu for dinner planned. Your lunch is on a tray in
refrigerator: fruit cup, finger-sandwiches. Thermos of hot tea by bedside.
See you around six.
Tuesday A.M.
Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator.
Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you about the Coke I put in
the Thermoses? The school might call you on this. Dinner may be a little
late. I'm doing your door-to-door canvas for liver research. Your lunch is
in refrigerator. Hope you like leftover chili.
Wednesday A.M.
Dear Doris: Why in the name of all that is sane would you put soap powder in
the flour canister! If you have time, could you please come up with a
likely spot for Chris's missing shoes? We've checked the clothes hamper,
garage, back seat of the car and wood box. Did you know the school has a
ruling on bedroom slippers? There's some cold pizza for you on a napkin in
the oven drawer. Will be late tonight. Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour
meatpacking house.
Thursday A.M.
Doris: Don't panic over water in hallway. It crested last night at 9 P.M.
Will finish laundry tonight. Please pencil in answers to following:
1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal?
2. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his boots?
3. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the palm of a small boy's
hand?
4. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to snap at you when you
open the door?
I don't know what you're having for lunch! Surprise me!
Friday A.M.
Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the sink. Am trying to restore pink dress
shirt to original white. Take heart. Tonight, the ironing will be folded,
the house cleaned and the dinner on time.
I called your mother.
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