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Next-Door Neighbor Blues
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get away with it this time," muttered Robinson to his wife. "Watch this."
"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began.
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."
"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"
Kids' Prayers
Here are some cute random and completely honest prayers heard
by some
youngsters:
Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
you made
on Tuesday. That was cool.
- Eugene
Dear God:
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
- Norma
Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
don't you
just keep the ones you have now?
- Jane
Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
- Nan
Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is
that okay?
- Neil
Dear God:
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
-Joyce
Dear God:
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad He said
some
things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I
hope you
will not hurt him anyway.
-Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You
can
look it up.
- Bruce
Dear God:
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so
much
hair all over.
- Sam
Dear God:
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
- Ruth
Dear God:
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
- Elliott
Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the
world. There
are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
- Nan
Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the
best.
- Rob
Dear God:
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound
right. They
are just kidding, aren't they?
- Marsha
Dear God:
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
- Mickey
Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we
learned
that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
- Sincerely, Donna
Dear God:
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want
you to
know that I am not just saying this because you are God
already.
-Charles
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not try to kill each other
so much
if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Carol Anne
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