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There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the
road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that
didn't have a zipper or any buttons.
Finally he
stopped the bike and told the other guy,"I can't
drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."
After thinking for a while he decided to put the
coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him.
So they were driving down the road and they came
around this curve and wrecked.
The farmer that lived there called the police and
told them what happened.
The police officer asked him,
"Are either of them showing any life signs?"
The farmer then said,
"Well, that first one was, 'til
I turned his head around the right way.
LOSER LAWS NEW YORK
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head
for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. NEW JERSEY
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are
full service only. In Ocean City, it is against the law to
slurp your soup at a restaurant. CALIFORNIA
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting
license. Women may not drive in a house coat. FLORIDA
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of
strapless gown. OHIO
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather
shoes in public. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. KANSAS
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear
tail lights. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. OKLAHOMA
Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly
faces at a dog. State law prohibits anyone taking a bite
out of another's hamburger. ALABAMA
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes
laughter in church. Boogers may not be flicked into the
wind. Really. WISCONSIN
In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is
asleep. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served
in state prisons. VIRGINIA
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. Flipping
a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is
outlawed. TEXAS
It is illegal have more than three sips of beer at a time
while standing. It is illegal for person to go barefoot
without first obtaining a permit. ILLINOIS
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a
police officer. Law forbids eating in a place that is on
fire. IOWA
Public kisses may last for as much as, but no more
than, five minutes. One armed piano players must
perform for free. WASHINGTON
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. MASSACHUSETTS
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three
sandwiches. It is illegal to go to bed without first
having a full bath. ARIZONA
It is illegal to hunt camels within the state borders. In
Tucson, women may not wear pants.
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