Monday Fun
June 19, 2000
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To Chew, or Not to Chew An old farmer asked a young preacher, "Son, you reckon it'll be all right if I chew a plug once in a while in heaven?" The young preacher was flabberghasted and didn't know what to say so he asked his predecessor, an elderly preacher what was the correct answer to that question. The experienced man of God said, "You tell that old coot it'll be all right if he chews in heaven but he'll have to go to hell to spit."
it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago." - John Wesley
The pastor's wife is often his best friend... or severest critic. Realizing that her pastor husband did not have a good feeling about the sermon he had just delivered a few moments earlier, she asked, "So Honey, how do you feel about the service today?" "It was a good worship service," he responded in a somber tone, "the sermon just never got off the ground." Before she could stop the words from coming out of her mouth, she replied, "well, it sure taxied long enough!"
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