~~NEW STATE MOTTOES~~
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Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas:Litterasy Ain't Everthing California:As Seen on TV Colorado:If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia:We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho:More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois:Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana:2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa:We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas:First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not All Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland:A Thinking Man's Delaware Massachusetts:Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For MostTax Brackets) Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes" Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else Nebraska:Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada:Wayne Newton and Poker! New Hampshire:Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney... North Carolina:Tobacco Is a Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States! Ohio:We Wish We Were In Michigan Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing Oregon:Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania:Cook With Coal Rhode Island:We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina:Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee:The Educashun State Texas:Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English) Utah:Need salt? Vermont:Yep Virginia:Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! Washington, D.C.:Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia:One Big Happy Family -- Really! Wisconsin:Eat Cheese or Die Wyoming: Wynot?
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