THE WISH
June 7, 2000
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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on
her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when
all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of
her and grants her three wishes. "Well now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" the fair godmother asks. Just then the woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Oh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" the woman asks. POOF! There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, and his mysterious smile makes her knees weak. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"
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