Things NOT to say to the nice police officer
February 10, 2000
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Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Bad cop! No donut! You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? So, uh, you on the take, or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
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